Weight (not telling you) books read 1, reviews of said book 1, number of times cried over book 3 (v gd.) Warning: Beware spoilers.
So I did it, I read the whole of Bridget
Jones in a weekend even though I knew Mark Darcy had been killed. In my naivety I did somehow hope that it had all been a
mistake or that he had been forced into witness protection and would turn up in
the third scene but alas it was not to be.
So Fielding, I have reviewed your book and seeing as the last time I reviewed
a book it was The Slap (writing that I had serious hatred for) this doesn’t bode
well for you.
However the fact that I did read it in one
weekend meant, at least, I do still think you can write and the comedy scenes
you got Bridget into were still funny.
But offing MD is an ever present
mistake permeating every page.
To also miss out Sharon pretty much
completely (off being married, since when would Sharon have left Bridget?) and
to add insult to fatal injury, killing off Bridget’s dad and Uncle Geoffrey as
well! Like we don’t already know men go first, its just all too much. You should know that I'm not angry, just
very disappointed and now mistrusting of any of your future works.
You see we know there is pain in the world
and that death is part of life but we don't go to Bridget Jones to have this
point drilled home to us. If we want the pain of real life we buy Jodi Picoult books, or read and watch the news or look out the window. If we want pseudo-real life we watch Made In Chelsea or TOWIE*
We are not children that need to be taught
about the harsh realities of what someone feels when a father and husband die
and all the pain that entails. We come
to Bridget for lighthearted relief from these things, trusting you to provide that
relief which is all too sparse these days.
While I understand writers want to grow and
change their characters, a nice divorce or separation would have been much
better (with a healthy reconciliation at the end). As it is the whole book is tinged with a tar
like sadness which won't wash off even with the less than realistic and Happy
Ever After ending your editor probably forced you to put in.
You've let us down, you’ve let yourself down and worst of all you've let Bridget down.
You've let us down, you’ve let yourself down and worst of all you've let Bridget down.
A word of warning Sophie Kinsella, don't
ever kill off Luke Brandon, I GENUINELY couldn't take it.
*please note, I will never again watch TOWIE, tried it once and spent 3 minutes watching a miniature dog take a dump.
*please note, I will never again watch TOWIE, tried it once and spent 3 minutes watching a miniature dog take a dump.