• Hot numbers employees have the fine art of coffee making down to a tee*. This is coffee connoisseur-age to the nth degree.
• This is where the really hip hipsters go to sample perfectly balanced blends. You know immediately when you are near Hot Numbers, the distinctive bright red of their cups, perfect latte art and smack-you-in-the-back-of-the-head taste for your buds is unmistakable.
• I love that sometimes there’s vinyl playing in the background. Yummy, relaxed sounds are perfect for a stress free upper middle class coffee break (cos we know how trying it can be to be an employed, straight, white person these days).
• The Barista training days are incredibly interesting and really give you food for thought** though are quite expensive, the Home Barista Training Experience being £160 for two. There’s also a small side effect in that you may realise you haven’t had a decent cup of coffee at home since 1990-never! That aside our barista, Jack (of course he was called Jack) had incredible knowledge of his subject. Coupled with the skills to explain the intricate details of the brewing process to two coffee novices meant we thoroughly enjoyed our time learning about the bean.
• Hot Numbers events include drawing nights, bands to listen to and exhibitions to see. With no ticket or entry fees (though a £5 donation is suggested) Hot Numbers could keep your evenings busy throughout the year.
• My one true bugbear is No. Reward. Cards! I’m sure there’s a reason for this but if the majority of other coffee houses can offer a little thank you to us their loyal customers I see no reason why the lovely people of Hot Numbers can’t do the same. Is it laziness? Is it short sightedness? Is it couldn’t give a crap we’re still raking it in-ness? I guess we’ll never know (unless they read this and reply *waits…)
• The Trumpington street address is particularly small. Freelancers (what an annoying breed they are eh?) camping out all day, ordering one Americano and scabbing electricity supplies from small businesses needs to be curbed, we understand that. However reducing the free Wi-Fi time to 30 mins is really rather stingy. Give us a full lunch hour at least!
I have an extra £5 in my pocket.
I have hour to kill.
I want to spend some time taking in some culture with my coffee.
I'm outside a Hot Numbers.
Have you been to Hot Numbers?
* or should that be down to a coftee! No? alright I’ll get my coat. #Sadface
** was going to write liquid for thought here but it just doesn’t work does it?