You see comments are like crack, you get one hit and there’s this whooooosh of joy. It’s all rainbows and unicorns the first day you see that “comments awaiting moderation” link with a number next to it instead of a big fat '0'.
|Boom! I've arrived!|
You begin refreshing the stats page, repeatedly hoping for that adrenaline rush. Each time you see '0' the addiction grips a little tighter until you find yourself doing the unthinkable.... Commenting on blogs
You'll find yourself desperately agreeing with other bloggers on topics you couldn’t give a tiny rats arse on! Going to blogs you would never have dreamt of visiting just to widen your comment catching net.
“Hello tech blog, yes I find C++ a real pain in the bum too” *wonders if it’s called C++ or just C+ cos C++ would just be a B- right* #CommentBack?
|(yes it's real)|
Sooner or later you hit rock bottom....
Yes vegan blogger, I feel the same way you do *wipes sauce off face from bacon, egg and cheese sandwich* #COMMENTBACK!?
It’s a slippery slope and a long of route(r) to recovery so please, be careful out there.
Arrived Image - http://2nerd.com/animals/spartan-bird/
Blob fish Image - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10304954/Endangered-blobfish-is-voted-ugliest-animal.html