Red Carpet Round up - Grammys

There's a lot to get on with this week so lets crack on...

Madonna – Givenchy

What the f*ck people! Old lady boobs cut horizontally in half flapping around like a pale piece of uncooked dough is not an attractive look.  Liked her earrings though.

Ariana Grande – Versace

Ugh get a personality girl if she says I’m so excited’ one more time! Dress was OK, a bit too prom for me or anyone over the age of 18 I suspect.

Gwen Staffani – Versace

Finally – a jump suit to suit a superstar, I love it, I want it.  She is a beyond coolbad ass. 

Katy Perry – Zuhair Murad

A little bit of a scrappy looking dress, LOVE the purple hair though, makes it easy to pick her out in a crowd.  Pretty make up too.

Nicki Minaj – Tom Ford.

How to make a cool dress look tacky and being such a self-promoter and talking about how she ‘gets romantic’ to her own songs is not attractive. Her make-up looked good though.

Jessie J – Ralph and Russo

Yeah get what she was going for here.  Love the cuff and the detail on this dress is exquisite but the make-up seems a little severe for as structured a face as hers.

Taylor Swift – Elie Saab

Awesome, beautiful, perfectly tailored, great colour and the cut and detail of this dress works.  Winner.

Lady Gaga – Brandon Maxwell

I do like this chick, grey hair never looked so good and the necklace is to die for.  The dress not so much though as that boob line is a little too much for me.

Kim K – John Paul Gautier

Again with the bresticles.  Put. Your. Boobs. AWAY people! Aside from the obvious, this unfortunate choice looks like she accidentally wore the dressing gown of a six foot seven drag queen.

Rhianna – Giambattista Valli

Is she pregnant with octuplets?  I get you’re trying to make an entrance but seriously that dolly toilet roll holder look your Grandma had is not the way to go.

Baftas coming up!

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