BET ON BLACK
First off lets chat about Salma Hayek - Gucci: and Sofia Vergara seemingly involved in some sort of booty-off. Though honestly if I look even a bit like either of these two in the next 10-15 years, I'll be a very happy bunny, and so will my husband.
Katharine McPhee – Theyskens’ Theory: So THAT’S who used up all the tit tap in Hollywood! Girl you got some enemies now. This look is heading towards my best dressed options, (I obviously approve of slapper-chic) so nice effort. The aforementioned husband does not approve of the sellotaped footwear (though why he was looking at her feet is anyone's guess!)
Eva Longoria – Emilo Pucci: Bit of an Angie copycat and this picture in particular looks rather like she got caught needing a wee!
Jessica Alba – Oscar De La Renta: Jammiest woman in Hollywood as she does nothing and STILL gets to go to these red carpet dos. And yes she does look perfect (though all she does is strut around getting photographed so you’d hope she’s a pro by now) but perfection is dull NEXT!
Emily Blunt – Micheal Kors: Kinda skinny but bit of a sex kitten all the same. There’s a stomach that will make me stop licking peanut butter off my fingers and do a couple of press-ups! BEST DRESSED NOMINEE!
Anne Hathaway Chanel – My girl crush looking kinda perfect (but you knew I would say that) still prefer the longer hair though. Go get yourself some vitamin B Annie! BEST DRESSED NOMINEE!
Michelle Dockery Alexandre Vauthier – Just pipping Liu to the post and showing all and sundry that British people can dress well. All over loveliness. BEST DRESSED
Tied for WORST DRESSED Lena Dunham killing a Zac Posen and Mayim Bialik in Terani. I seem to recall having to have words with Lena once before, this is not the dress for either of you as old Lady looks are not 21013. Better luck next time ladies.
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