Louboutin, Louboutin, wherefore art thou Louboutin?
Deny thy actress and refuse thy pop-star;
Or if thou wilt not, be sworn my love
And I'll no longer wear Dune!
'Tis more than thy name that is my passion:
Thou ist art itself! Thou not a high street brand.
What's in a name? That which we call a shoe
By any other word would feel as great;
So Louboutin would, were it not Louboutin call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which it owes
Without that name, louboutin, doff thy price tag,
and for thy name, which is only part of thee.
If it were within my power,
I would take all for myself.